I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous
(via foreveralone-lyguy)
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
at work
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
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(Source: heroiina-de-pantufa, via okayfuckit)
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
(via funnybro)